The Wagnerian Caption Competition No 1

Time for a bit of fun, and with that in mind I present the first Wagnerian Caption Competition. Tell us, in an amusing a manner as possible please, what is being said in the scene from the Chéreau Walkure below and you will find yourself the winner of a brand spanking new MP3 copy of   the Moralt live Walkure from 1949. Alas, I am still slightly mean and it was a copy bought "on the cheap" over at emusic and thus comes as 3 complete MP3 files - not separate tracks I am afraid and no booklet. But look, its free and the winner gets a special mention. To hear a little bit click play below.

Best caption Twittered to us - or emailed if you really don't have a twitter account - wins and collected electronically. Closing date: 15/02/12

Siegmund and  Brunnhilde

Moralt Walkure: Details

Walküre
Live recording in mono
1949
Conductor: Rudolf Moralt
Siegmund		Günther Treptow
Sieglinde		Hilde Konetzni
Wotan		Ferdinand Frantz
Brünnhilde		Helena Braun
Hunding		Herbert Alsen
Fricka		Rosette Anday
Gerhilde		Judith Hellwig
Ortlinde		Ester Rethy
Waltraute		Rosette Anday
Schwertleite		Alice Ostrowsky
Helmwige		Ilona Steingruber
Siegrune		Gertrude Burgstaller-Schuster
Grimgerde		Dagmar Hermann
Roßweiße		Else Schürhoff
Wiener Symphoniker